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July 03 SARAH PALIN RESIGNS: AMERICA REJOICES ON JULY 4th WEEKENDAlaska governor, former Vice Presidential candidate and poster child for stupidity Sarah Palin has announced to the world today that she will resign form office. THE WORLDS PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! Thus ends the political career of one of the most polarizing and moronic people of the decade. Much rejoicing was heard worldwide as Barrcuda has finally realised what the rest of the civilzed world already knew: That she was ill equipped to be a national figure, much less a politician. Although no republicans would admit it, I am sure they are relieved that we wont be seeing Sarah as a frontrunner for anything other than a spokeswoman for Moose Casserole Weekly. She said the decision has been "in the works" for a while and comes after "prayer and consideration." Yes, it was our prayers, not yours, Sarah. Our prayers that you would never appear on our Television screens unless it was either to resign or unless it was in Hustler's BEAVER HUNT ALASKA. ( I fully admit that even though I dont like her, Id like to fuck her and her oldest daughter at the same time very hard while her dimwitted husband watched from a closet and masturbated in a sock). Prayers that not one more person ever should be subjected to your substand intellect, or you constants insults on common sense and good policy making. Prayers that that poor John McCain would never have that agonized face again, as if his colostomy bag got pulled out from him while he slept. That poor man, being duped into beliving that Sarah had one iota of future political capital to spend, and costing him an election he could have won if he had CHOSEN A REALISTIC RUNNING MATE! I guess David Letterman should have held back on his apology last month to the Palins, becuase no one will remember who they are this time next week. But there are lots of things Sarah can do... THE NRA....someone needs to pry that rifle from the COLD, DEAD HANDS OF CHARLTON HESTON. even if it means digging his putrid, rotted bug infested corpse to do it. Can Sarah do that? YOU BETCHA! Hey I am sure the lobby for the Alaska Moose Council needs a spokes person. "Tastes like Ostrich...tastes like Sarah" That would be an award winning campaign. Maybe she can do public service annoucements supporting keeping women barefoot and pregnant. Maybe she can get a talk show...I know, she can compliment to Elizabeth Hasselbeck on THE VIEW. Poor Liz can always use some support to back up her moronic and insane comments and I bet the ratings would go through the roof. In 1962, after Richard Nixon lost the California Gubernatorial race to Edmond Brown, he appeared on "The Jack Paar Show". Nixon actually began his segment by playing a selection on the piano. Nixon was quite good. However, during the interview portion, Paar admitted that zhis young daughter had told him that she hoped "that nice man could get a job". Well Sarah, Drugs Bunny's Alter Ego would like to offer you a job. We will pay you to do a huge all-anal feature on my website. You can use any props you want(like me, for example). I will pay you top dollar so you can possibly get another job. BUT YOUR HUSBAND HAS TO REMAIN IN THE CLOSET! April 30 GrimmReality 2nd Anniversary EditionSo I guess its been about 2 years now since I started up this blog. Last year when I did my Anniversary entry I was a lot sicker and much more depressed than I am now. As a matter of fact for the first time in a long while I can say I am fairly happy! I know....a strange and un Grimm like statement, but true!!! So where do I begin...Strangely enough, I guess I'll start with politics. Its common knowledge that I was not an Obama supporter by any stretch of the imagination. I was of course not a fan of McCain either, but was sorry to see how he 1) ran into the cultural phenom that was (and still remains Obama) and 2) how the Republican Party destroyed their own chances by allowing the extreme wing to take over in the past two years and devising campaign themes that spoke only to their base. McCain is a good man, and probably would have made a decent president. Poor choices all around this past election. Be that as it may I have purposely stayed away from writing anything about him since he took office. I will say that I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt(what else could I do, he was elected after all...I wasnt gonna get a Italian mail order rifle and...OOPS off subject). But actually, given the fact that Bush made sure to leave him with just about the largest domestic crisis in 25 years, two wars, and a vengeful mob of trailer trash that want to lynch him, Obama hasdone a pretty good job in 100 days. Many will complain that he is either too radical or not radical enough. I know this will seem as blasphemy to my regular readers, but I think we should actually give the guy a break and let him get more familiar with his job. I know that when I become president in 7 years I want everyone to give me a chance to ease into my job as leader of the free world before I launch my full scale attack on Israel and Texas, and my earth shaking announce ment that I am allowing the Iranian Revolutionary Guards to occupy the Holy Land for shits and giggles, or when I re-introduce Slavery(not of African-Americans, but of those fucking Irish). So give the guy a chance! It sucks having my friends list trimmed down to virtually nothing after I made a huge mistake of forsaking my audience for my insanity of last year. Glad to say though I have tried to remove as many vestiges of that treachery from my life as I could. It gets easier every day, and I find myself going through long periods of no longer thinking of it. Just goes to show you that breakups, while at the time they are happening(or the number of times they happen wioth the same tramp) are not the end of the world. I feel bad that it took me so long to figure it out...sometimes we can be all the genius with the books we want, and in our day to day lives...we are clueless(i.e....yours truly). I am happily single, as the dead weight of two toxic women have been cut from my life with a scalpel. So what else... I am only doing dialysis once a week now. Its all I can afford since my insurance dropped me...yep they dropped me so I am paying out of pocket for my treatment. I supplement my recovery with copious amounts of narcotics to make me feel better. It keeps me at home more than Id like, but I figure I am saving money bvecause I would otherwise be drinking every day. I have only drank on two occasions this year. I feel good about that. So over at Myspace I spend sopme time checking out people, as I do on YouTube. I recently got a ton of crap by some comments I made about 80's singer Benny Mardonnes. You may remember that he is the guy who recorded "Into The Night" with those creepy ass lyrics... SHE'S JUST 16 YEARS OLD...LEAVE HER ALONE, THEY SAY.... Its creepy because when he penned those lyrics he was 36 years old... Anyway, I couldnt gtet that song out of my head one day this winter, so I tried to find the video on YouTube. I got way more than I bargained for. This numbnuts Guinea has not only a gigantic fan base in The Northeast, but is thriving up there!! (Typical, people from the East Coat are fucking idiots for the most part, especially Guidos...I love slapping the Corleone hats off their WOP domes, as we all know that Italians are very good at one thing and one thing only...TAKING ORDERS FROM GERMANS..lol) Anyway, I start watching a trailer for his life story...he was a pretty poipular Studio guy in the 70's and did much musically, especially with Roy Orbison. Well I simply thought the old fucker was dead, and stated my surprise on YouTube. Big mistake(from the polyester pantsuit crowd) They were all over me like I had killed God. "How could you call Benny a Goof?" "He is very much alive, and he is Syracuse, New York's Best FRIEND!!!" How dare you disparage Benny Mardonnes by thinking him dead!!" "You know nothing about Music!!" Those were some of the less nasty comments and private messages I got from this army of stupidity..lmao I was happy I struck a nerve...just not THAT nerve! I had to start blocking people, the hate was ENDLESS. It was kind of comical, because if these people spent a quarter of the energy they spent on harassing me over Benny Mardones.... I also have a romantic advice comlum on Dear Cupid.Org (yes thats not a typo, folks)...I give the lovelorn and romantically challenged REAL WORLD LOVE ADVICE!!! such as: "If you blow it in her dumper, how is she gonna get pregnant?" "Yes, sweety, its ok to cheat with your father-in-law" "If it feels dirty, you are OBVIOUSLY doing it right!!" Once again, realistic advice in a challenging world Please feel free to check it out...you'll never ask me for advice...I GUARANTEE IT!!! LMAO! I still have my two porn sites up Drugs Bunny's Alter Ego http://thealterego.socialgo.com and DB's refuge of The TWISTED http://dbsalterego.wackwall.com Feel free to join me there if you are 18 and like it rough! I also own a small site that is not for the faint hearted, which I have with some of my friends that deal with some more of my extremist views called The Gate http://thegate.ning.com That one is an invitation only, since many people may find my unpopular political beliefs difficult to discuss, or understand. So if you think you can hang with the big boys....send me an invite request. I warn you that on The Gate, since it is a closed forum, that I allow speech of any kind. I dont allow porn, but I do always welcome alternative points of view to mine. I am not closed minded and I understand above all else that each of us is entitled to theior opinion, whether or not I feel you are right, left, or just plain wrong. I do welcome anyone and everyone. Feel free toLlove or Hate there without impediment. So with that, I want to once again thank all of you who stick ny me when I make my occasional foray into blogging. I have actyualliy been working on a couple of more "Astonishing Tales of The Wood" for my award winning series...it actually won me the award of two huge lines of coke in the bathroom of the Wood the last time I was there. I will be writing more of my sick views of the world. I am doing a short story series with two other people where we write tales of revenge against anyone who looks at us wrong. Those are always fun and really bring everything back into focus..you know how I am. April 09 I REALLY SAW THIS AT MYSPACEFolks this one is so fucking stupid that I couldnt dream it up.... I happened to be over at Myspace a couple of minutes ago and someone had the audacity to put this up, and I am quoting a Status and mood Verbatim TO THE SHEEP WHO VOTED FOR OBAMA, YER KIDS R GONNA HATE YER GUTS IF OBAMA GETS HIS WAY & CHANGES SCHOOL WEEK TO 7 DAYS. I HEARD IT THIS AM ON RUSH LIMBAUGH. Now unless Ive been asleep on another call to the Phillipines, I cant imagine anyone in their right minds even giving this any thought as to it being true...Jesus Fucking Christ !!! WOULD SOMEONE CLUE ME IN ON THIS PLEASE???? April 01 APRIL FOOLS !! AM I REALLY WRITING?Yep I sure as shit am. Just wanted to let my friends know that rumors of my demise were unfounded...lol
So lets see, where to start.
Well. dialysis continues. Albeit once a week now. Its basically all I can afford, but anything that keeps me alive I am grateful for. I see I haven't missed too much around here. My porn sites are still up, thank god. I decided to foot the bill myself instead of charging customers. Simply because there are so many choices out there, and many are so expensive. I still provide a cheap alternative to the porn starved...A labor of love I should say.
As far as other aspects of my life, other than a little scuffle with some dark youths outside a bar in Southern Illinois that ended in an exchange of gunfire, nothing exciting. And no I wasn't hurt.
I really have been leading a pretty boring existence. I was going through some of my writings earlier this evening and I was simply stunned at how at this time a year ago I had almost completely stopped writing...I have finally gotten some real and meaningful meetings with publishers this next week as far as the book to finally make this a reality. The manuscript has been sitting idle for too long.
On a sad note, I have not seen hide nor hair of Hot Ass Amy in nearly two months. The last I heard from her was a call a couple of days after my Birthday and she seemed to be in trouble. I figured she went back on Crack because she said she was going to remain on The East Coast for awhile. Since she owes me a shit load of money (6 thousand bucks to be exact) I certainly would like to find her. I haven't seen her even online and her cell has been disconnected so I can only assume she wont be coming back.
As far as the other female that used to be in my life. I can only say that what was left of the tatters of our civility toward each other was lost around the end of the year. I've stupidly sent a couple of ill concieved and ill timed messages with less than sweet salutations over the past 4 months....mostly out of bitterness toward the whole sordid low drama
That being said, it simply turned into mutual contempt. I certainly didnt want it that way, but I am powerless to stop it. I feel bad about it still, but can only accept it and move on. I havent even thought much about it lately until about 3 hours ago when I was cleaning my emails out and realised I had a virtual mountain of writing between Amanda and I and what I had written about her and I.
And no I didn't destroy a bit of it. She remains part of my history. As much as we have become bitter enemies(which I hate....Id rather have her in my life to some extent), I still hold on to the good things...basically anything that reminds me of happy memories of her. Oh well, nothing I can do about it now...the ship has sailed. and Ive accepted that and can close the book on Amanda Cook.
Anyway, I hope this writing finds my readers well. I am sorry I havent written as much as I would like, but I have had a rather unexciting winter and thus wished to spare you a twitteresque update series...BTW...if you have Twitter...please go fuck yourself. I dont care what anyone else is doing...I have a hard enough time keeping track of myself. I dont need to know ehn someone is taking a dump! February 01 I Got Two Words For Ya......FUCK YOU!!!!How nice of you two....Jesus I thought we were friends. You have known me personally for how long? YEARS! YEARS! YEARS! You always knew where you stood with me.
So now just becuase you wanna act like you have a pair in front of your Facebook Friends, YOU DECIDE THAT AFTER ALL THIS TIME THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD TO COWARDLY TURN ON ME AND IM NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!
You know, I know that you had to have someone else tell me about being disinvited from your wedding, because your fucking wife didnt want me there. Yeah I dealt with it. I dealt with it when you begrudgingly hang out with me when I come to Chicago like its a big fucking secret to your fucking wife.
LIKE I AM GONNA GET YOU INTO TROUBLE IF I BREATHE ON YOU? THE MOST FUN YOU EVER HAVE IS WHEN WE HANG OUT!
I DEALT WITH IT AND NEVER SAID SHIT ABOUT IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT OUR FRIENDSHIP TRANSCENDED ALL OF THAT.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THAT BUT YOU DRANK THE KOOLAID TOO!
SHARON BEING A LITTLE ASSWIPE I CAN UNDERSTAND, AND EVEN ACCEPT...BUT YOU??? YOU???
YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME NOW.
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